• me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
Some nights I close my eyes and imagine feeling your lips on mine, your whispered words slowly pushing my legs apart.

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou)

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg)

meladoodle:

snakes are just angry ropes