I’m probably one of the realist friends someone can have I’m loyal I’ll never talk behind someone’s back or do them wrong nd it pisses me off when one of my friends friends does them wrong and they drop everyone….

Lost a good friend today cause someone else did them wrong.

Now that hurts );

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu)

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

celebritity:

gender: ugly

WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)

askboxmemes:

Dear ______,


I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

would build a _______ just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

We could __________ under the stars. 

Love, 
_______________ 

(P.S. ______________.)

Inbox me questions? Anon or not I will answer anything.

(Source: triforcedildo)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho)